Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

myfriendsaremarried:

Actually, for me it’s more like…

modhero:

Fantastic Psylocke cover process by Kristafer Anka. The tat’s beautiful, but I hope it’s just a metaphor… 

kristaferanka:

since i had these saved, thought you guys might like to see a step by step for this cover.

i was actually super proud with the rendering on the back, a little bummed it doesnt really show through with the tattoo on it haha. but hey, its all about the final product.

• society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
• woman: okay.
• society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
• woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
• society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
• woman: still seems pretty awful.
• society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
• woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
• society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
• woman:
• society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
• woman:
• society:
• woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
• society:
• woman:
• society: what third option?
• woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

• an episode of supernatural: a summary
• person: screams
• person: runs around and does nothing productive to get his/herself out of current situation
• person: well fuck
• DUN DUN
• ~supernatural~
• sam: hey dean
• dean: no sam i'll protect you
• sam: uh
• dean: I SAID I'LL FUCKING PROTECT YOU
• sam: ok dean
• sam and dean: we're cops
• everyone: lol ok
• sam and dean: WHAT HAPPEN HERE
• some guy: idk like some1 died or something???
• sam and dean: wat about u
• relative of dead person: chRIST I ALREADY TALKED TO THE FUCKING COPS
• sam and dean: no you didn't
• relative of dead person: ok. i don't know they came out of nowhere like idk what happened i'm so sad right now
• sam and dean: wow yea u look pretty sad rn ok whatev bye
• later~
• sam: I GET WIFI IN EVERY SHITTY DICK MOTEL
• dean: cheeseburger
• sam: research
• dean: diner food
• sam and dean: AH IT MUST BE THIS ONE THING THAT IT OBVIOUSLY ISN'T
• bobby: idjits
• sam and dean: fight creature
• creature: lol no
• sam: it... not ded???? how???????
• dean: sassy comment~
• relative of dead: hey what's the haps
• dean: we think it's this thing you've probably never heard of and/or is crazy as shit
• relative of dead: WHAT
• relative of dead: ok
• sam: I KNOW HOW TO KILL IT
• dean: i'll protect u
• sam: .......................................................k
• sam and dean: BURNIN' BODIES n shit
• dean: looking into the fire with passion
• sam: dean wtf
• dean: i don't want to talk about it
• sam: ok-
• dean: I HATE DEMONS DAD IS DEAD AND THIS MORNING I DROPPED MY PIE ON THE GROUND AND TODAY HAS JUST BEEN A REALLY BAD DAY ALSO DID I MENTION DAD'S DEAD
• sam: RANDOM-ASS CONFESSION~
• dean: wow frick u sam
• eric kripke: haha later bitches

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

(via heehaw-ds9)

airspaniel:

Yes, I’m serious.  Apparently.

Cut for D/s, collars, hipster mocking, and oh yeah, anthropomorphized concepts and websites in questionably healthy relationships.

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modhero:

It’s the ten-year anniversary of the Buffy series finale. Here’s to you, Slayer.

airspaniel:

dontbearuiner:

hellotailor:

I LOVE KIRK!! HE’S LITERATE BUT PRACTICAL!! HE LOVES BEING IN SPACE!! HE TRAVELS LIGHT!! HE’S A NERD AND A SHIRTLESS SPACE-HERO AT THE SAME TIME!!

(Why isn’t the new Star Trek movie out yet?)

For some reason I read part of that last bit as:
HE’S A NERD IN A SHIRTLESS PLACE

Great, now I have Rihanna stuck in my head…

raktajino-hot:

Person: JJ, I want you to make some chocolate chip cookies.

JJ: [Returns several hours later with an apple pie mashed into a cookie box]

Person: … this is an apple pie mashed into a cookie box.

JJ: No, it’s chocolate chip cookies. Made for people like me, who hate chocolate!

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heehaw-ds9:

nemomynameforevermore:

GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS HAPPENED I WAS CRYING

LOL.

Something Something Darkness

I saw Star Trek Into Darkness on Wednesday. 3D RPX screening at Regal, for the record. Now, I enjoyed the 2009 film, but not without caveats, as I’ve indicated here on LJ, even with my initial excitement. Since then the trailers and other publicity material have failed to excite me, and…

I just recapped Star Trek Into Darkness for you. You’re welcome.

princehamlette:

In celebration of the new Star Trek film FINALLY coming out, here is every main character from every series of Star Trek with carefully hand drawn silhouette profiles of all the actors who played them!

This is available as a print and a tee shirt/hoodie on my Society6 shop.

What, no Neelix? Kes? Jake? You’re killing me here.

(via leigherskine)

tardiscrash:

Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.

(via tribbletron)

whyireadcomicbooks:

avengingyouth:

From Then to NOW!

↳ Marvel NOW! Presents Brian Wood’s X-Men, featuring Storm, Kitty Pryde, Rogue, Rachel Summers, Psylocke, and Jubilee. Who do you think changed the most?

Regarding who changed the most, Betsy went from being a timid British woman with bionic eyes to a fierce Japanese-bodied ninja so probs her. 

…yeah, that was my first thought too. 

…comics are embarrassing sometimes.